Technology is fabulous.
Technology means a small girl can talk to her Daddy even when he is far away.
And the best thing about teleconferencing?
Pants are entirely optional. No one will ever know...
"I never get enough sleep. I stay up late at night, 'cause I'm Night Guy. Night Guy wants to stay up late. 'What about getting 5 hours sleep?' 'Oh, that's Morning Guy's problem. That's not my problem, I'm Night Guy. I stay up as late as I want.' So when you get up in the morning, you're exhausted, groggy: 'Ooooh I hate that Night Guy!' See, Night Guy always screws Morning Guy. There's nothing Morning Guy can do. The only thing Morning Guy can do is try and oversleep often enough so that Day Guy loses his job and Night Guy has no money to go out anymore."
No, silly, that's the before shot. I didn't spend good time and money aiming for dorm room chic (but that sure is a cute baby).
This is the after shot: